j-lav:

sam and ronnie on jersey shore are two perfect examples as to why relationships suck like everybody else is having mad fun fucking mad bitches what is wrong with these two people

I think I’ve ony been this angry once. You go to a fucking party where the host is someone I hate and who you used to like and no telling who else is there and you wanna ignore my texts all fucking night? Fuck you for doing that to me when I already can’t trust you. When I do talk to you you better fucking watch out cause I’m done. I’m so done with this. As if my life already isn’t fucked enough and you want to add additional bullshit. I fucking know you read my text. And earlier you ask me to lie to save your ass man fuck off I could literally rip your head off right now.

puppyluver43:

I wonder how many of my followers are madly in love with me from afar probably all of them

(via rev0lting-y0uth)

Matt’s a fuck cause he won’t answer my text cause he’s playing the Xbox I swear to the fiery pits of hell I will go to your house and rip the shit apart my friend I hope you read this you twat.

Love you! ;D

wordsarewordsarewords:

I’ll write you into every
history book I find

So everyone will know
how you changed my world

But I’ll leave out details
Like how the freckles on your back
Map the directions to my heart

Because everyone loves a little mystery

(via carl-hagelin)

releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

(via carl-hagelin)